Movie Review: 2 Guns - More like 4 Guns of action and fun!

So over the weekend, I caught the new movie called '2 Guns' starring Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg. Is this the beginning of the next Mel Gibson and Danny Glover buddy-cop action flick?

I am going to say...'No'. However, enjoy it while it lasts. Denzel Washington is probably one of the best actors today. He can play any role that is asked of him. He can play a a father who has sick son in the hospital, a time traveling cop, a dirty cop, a pilot that can fly a plane upside down, and of course a guy that carries a book throughout the wasteland of post-apocalyptic United States.

The other actor is Mark Wahlberg and he basically plays himself in all his roles. Kind of like Nicolas Cage, but Wahlberg does a much better job of it. Mark's range of acting has definitely improved over the years and he's actually a lot of fun to watch in any movies he's in.

So what is this movie about? It's about two guys who rob a bank. Not just any bank. A bank that holds money for some very unsavory guys. They are then on their own as they have to get the money back. I don't want to ruin any plot points or things you should discover on your own. I will say that there are some very funny moments and some good action scenes. A bunch of actors you will recognize if you like all things 'X' and cruising amongst the stars in a battlestar.

Oh yeah, one more reason to go watch '2 Guns':

This stunning beauty if you don't know is Paula Patton. She's married to Robin Thicke if you didn't know and although he may be behind some 'blurred lines', I'm sure he can clearly see her every night in bed!

Lindsay Watch - Day 7

No news is good news as they say and there really isn't any news about Lindsay Lohan. The only thing I could find was an article about Lindsay thinking about going to Europe post-rehab, but in the end, she did not.

Why? Because she wants to keep THIS woman happy!

You DO NOT want to cross this woman. Apparently two college researchers determined that her endorsement of then Senator Obama, gave him over 1 million votes during the 2008 Presidential Election. 

Anyways, it appears Oprah is setting up a reality show for Lindsay and Oprah wants to make sure her 'star' is going to be around for it. Good luck Oprah! It's only a matter of time!

Today's status: Living and chained to Oprah

Lindsay Watch - Day 6

Good evening folks, it's Day 6 in the unofficial Lindsay Lohan post-rehab recovery watch. As of August 6, 2013, Lindsay Lohan has not gotten in trouble with the law and as far as I can tell, she was not mentioned in any recent news article which is a plus for her. Let's see how long that will last and whoever she's hanging out with that is keeping her out of sight, keep it up!

As for her recent stint as a host for 'Chelsea Lately', here is a photo from the show:

Today's Status: Alive and out of reach from the law

Lindsay Watch - Day 5

This is now the unofficial site that will track Lindsay Lohan's post-rehab recovery. She has been released on July 31, but we're tracking as of August 1st.

From now until something 'major' happens, we will track how long she has stayed out of trouble with the law, with other people, and most importantly with herself.

She recently hosted 'Chelsea Lately', but I didn't watch it because I am neither a Lindsay Lohan fan, Chelsea Handler fan, or even know what channel it was on. I doubt I would have even tuned in if I did know the channel. I already missed this week's episode of 'Under the Dome' on CBS at 10pm.

If you're a Time Warner Cable subscriber, don't worry, even if you remembered to tune in, you couldn't watch it anyways.

So how am I counting the days? Lindsay has to make it through the entire day without getting into trouble. This will be based on Pacific time as I have no clue where she is on any given day. At the end of the day, I will give you an update on her status.

Today's status: Living and Hosting

Movie Review: Warm Bodies - Not just another zombie love story

So this is another movie that came out earlier this year, but lucky for you guys, it's available to rent on DVD or buy in stores.

As the title and poster might suggest, it's a love story. However, it's not your typical love story. It's about a zombie who falls in love with a human. Okay, let that sink in for a second. A ZOMBIE who falls in love with a LIVING human being.

How does that work exactly? Yeah, I didn't know either, which is why I wanted to rent the movie. I'm a big fan of anything zombies. I really believe it will happen one day where zombies will take over the world. Think about it for a second, more and more zombie movies and tv shows are being produced by Hollywood. The CDC are putting out press releases on what to do in case of a zombie outbreak and there was a scenario played out by the military, first responders, and other agencies on what to do if a zombie-like event happened in Southern California (I think it was in San Diego).

As you may or may not know about my movie reviews. I don't really 'review' it. I kind of give you the basis of the movie and let you discover the movie on your own.

In regards to the movie, 'Warm Bodies', I will say it was a great movie. It has the classic zombie scenario: Humans trying to survive from flesh eating zombies and zombies trying to eat living humans to quench their hunger. However, the difference in this movie is that we get to see the perspective from the zombie point of view. Not only that, we get to see a zombie...fall in love?

That's all I have to say about that. I give it a thumbs up and it was thoroughly entertaining. Go out and rent it today and your heart may be restarted!