Meet the biggest Weiner in New York City

New York City is full of wieners. I think we all know that. However, New York City now has a reigning wiener.

His name is: Anthony WEINER!!!

Yes, I probably chose the worst photo that is not x-rated. Not only is he the biggest WEINER in New York City, he's also running for mayor. That's right, mayor of New York City.

Now you may ask, 'Why is he the biggest Weiner in New York City?'

Let's give you some background in case you don't know and I'll keep it simple:

1. He was a congressman of a district here in New York City

2. He's a Democrat

3. He's married to a woman who was an aide to Hillary Clinton

4. He sexted pictures of his penis to a woman while he was a congressman

5. He resigned over this scandal

6. He still sexted to at least 6 other women AFTER he got caught and apologized to the people of New York City

7. He wants to be Mayor

8. He's a dick

Somehow this a-hole thinks he can be mayor of New York City. He got caught, not once, but TWICE sexting to women even though he was married. Unfortunately, knowing the stupidity of people here in New York, it might actually happen.

He still has to win the Democratic nomination before heading to the general election, but if somehow this loser gets to become mayor, I will seriously consider moving out of New York City and try my luck in Nassau County.

As I've said before, 'I'd call him an asshole, but he's really a dick'